I apologize if some convos were already posted.
mom : where did you get that
me(holding water bottle) : the fridge
mom : i thought we ran out of them
me : no i told you two times already
mom : sorry im old i forget things easily
me : yea you are old
mom : fuck you
me : ahhahahahhahahha
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This occurred after dinner last night :
me : whats wrong ma?
mom : damn my stomach hurts, i ate like the food was going on rations.
me :*laughs*
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We were doing homework together and I stopped for a little bit :
me :(jokingly of course) you wanna go? we can scrap right here.
mom :(giving me a dirty look) I'll flip your burger.
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Again doing homework and I had music playing and I needed a break :
I was lip synching to a song(celine dion probably) and i have a pencil in front of my face, it was doubling as my microphone, and my mom says
mom : Sasha you're gonna eat that pencil
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Quotes from my mom.
She was doing homework :
I wish it was normal to piss yourself that way I can just urinate on myself.
my mom was doing her homework(nursing)
mom : ok I'm stopping here or I'm really gonna do someone in.
1 comment:
I wanted ta say thanks for the watch, and your mom, she sounds like mine, almost.
But anyway, saw that you like SpongeBob, that's great, totally loves him too.
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