some favorite punchlines

if it doesnt have a name at the end it means i dont remember who they are by ....sorry:

if you haven't heard of me then you should go an get a blues clue oops i mean a red clue, waynes here, suuooowooo, bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue -drake

I buy my nickles from a dime that goes by the name of Penny

ima hustla i could sell salt to a slug cuz -cassidy
omg im dropping shit like a pigeon -B.I.G

You'll think im spellin' Iverson when the beef all done, cuz I'll leave you on the IV in the ER, SON.

Ill put money on yo head like a dollar bill du rag -Crooked I

Who'd they come to see? It's me, and not you. Cuz i'm the one who's blessed... like AHCHOOO

You crazy like the glue.... to think that you can outdo my one-two that's sick like the flu

I'm so ahead of time my parents haven't met yet -Big L

You ain't a leader, nobody ever followed you, your ass was a mistake, your mother should have swallowed you -Big L

I'll show you more blind rage than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage

Don't even talk about guns, the only 9 you got is a 5 dollar bill and 4 ones

I touch more green than a salad fork

You'ze a geek you fuckin loser, the only way you get bitches is through the computer

Battling me is hazardous to health, so put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself

You cursed it, but rehearsed it
I drop unexpectedly like bird shit